Ya know what. As the saying goes, I'm married, I'm not dead, but contrary to what some may think, (which at times does include my wife,) I'm also not stupid, so I'll pass and here's why.
I get enough flak from my wife about "
all these guys" I go fishing with when I do manage to get out fishing, be it on the pier or out with someone in their boat, and it's all in fun. BUT.....
Plan "A" or Plan "B" as shown above..........My wife would
NEVER let me go fishing again
?and that would mean more time, for more chores, which means an unending "honey do" list.
Why would I ever want to put myself in
THAT situation?
Sooooooo, I'll take one for the team here guys. ?
Besides, I'd rather be covered in fish slime than have to worry about all the damn drooling. Someone else can have my spot on that boat. There's only so much a bilge pump can handle.