Government to replace beaver as Canadian Symbol


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The government today announced that it is changing the Canadian emblem from a "BEAVER" to a "CONDOM" because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance...A condom allows for... INFLATION...HALTS PRODUCTION...DESTROYS THE NEXT GENERATION...PROTECTS A BUNCH OF DICKS...and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being ...SCREWED...
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