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a lot of truth here

Discussion in 'Waterfowling' started by yellowlab, Jan 7, 2011.

  1. yellowlab

    yellowlab New Member

    The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is onlydoing what is natural. 2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyoteand bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. 3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog andbills the State $200 testing it for diseases. 4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checkedfor diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. 5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Gameconducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free ofdangerous animals. 6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a"coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. 7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to bettertreat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout theworld. 8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping theattack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent withadditional special training re: the nature of coyotes. 9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suitagainst the State. Montana : The Governor of Montana is jogging with his dog along a naturetrail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. 1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol andkeeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow pointcartridge. 2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Montana is not.
  2. WinSX3Tom

    WinSX3Tom Well-Known Member

    Haha, that's good for a laugh. But seems true, California is the nanny state of the south.
  3. WinSX3Tom

    WinSX3Tom Well-Known Member

    South West that is!
  4. Old Cut LongPointer

    Old Cut LongPointer Well-Known Member

    They don't call it LA-LA Land for nothing ? LoL ! I much perfer the 50 cent solution. Oh ...that reminds me to pack a couple of slugs when I go bunny hunting !
  5. canvasbacksca

    canvasbacksca Well-Known Member

    Not much different than how the Black Bear problem in ON is being treated by the provincial government. "Bear Wise" indeed!
  6. Buddy Boy

    Buddy Boy Well-Known Member

    Hello guys,

    Well "canvasbacksca" is right on the money with his comment.

    Anyone who has been out to Alberta (part of "Free America") knows that they have no use for the "bleeding heart" liberals or "soft" conservatives in the east.


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